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Под катом разновидность нигерийского письма. Только получил я его не на почту, а сообщением в Моём мире на mail.ru Не думал, что меня посчитают таким идиотом.

Общий смысл такой: “Я личный адвокат ныне покойного %Моя_Фамилия%, погибшего в автокатастрофе со всей семьёй. После него осталось US $ 20.500.000.00. Теперь я пытаюсь пристроить эту сумму ближайшим родственникам. Если вы примете моё предложение, то документы на это наследство могут быть выправлены в вашу пользу. Времени на это две недели. Контактный адрес такой то.

Спасибо, поржал.

PLEASE FORGIVE MY USING THIS MEANS TO REACH YOU BUT I CANT THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY OF LETTING YOU KNOW THE URGENT MATTER AT HAND. I’M ACTED AS PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO (LATE) MR.E../*Моя фамилия латинницей*/, WHO LIVED AND WORKED HERE FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS AS A MAJOR CONTRACTOR AND BUSINESSMAN.

ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER 2006, HE AND HIS WIFE AND ONLY DAUGHTER WERE INVOLVED IN AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT WHILE VISITING A NEIGHBORING COUNTRY ON VACATION. THEY WERE BURIED TWO WEEKS AFTER AND I HAVE EXHAUSTED ALL MEANS OF REACHING WHO MAY HAVE BEEN RELATED TO THEM. THIS HAS BEEN MADE MORE DIFFICULT BECAUSE NO MENTION WAS MADE OF ANY RELATIVE WHILE HE WAS ALIVE.

TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, BEFORE HIS DEATH, HE HAD AN INVESTMENT DEPOSIT TOTALLING MORE THAN TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$20.500.000.00) WITH THE MAJOR BANK HERE AND NOW THEY HAVE ASKED ME TO PROVIDE A NEXT OF KIN IF THERE IS, OR THE ESTATE WILL THEN REVERT TO THE GOVERNMENT AND SO IT WOULD BE LOST.

MY PROPOSAL IS THAT YOU ALLOW TO BE PRESENTED FOR THIS ROLE SO THAT DOCUMENTATION CAN BE PROCESSED AND PAYMENT MADE IN YOUR FAVOUR. THIS IS A PROJECT WHICH WILL SEE US PARTNER TO REALISE. I WOULD BE WILLING FOR US TO DISCUSS TERMS OF PARTICIPATION IN ORDER TO PROTECT OUR VARIOUS INTERESTS.I WANT TO ASSURE YOU RIGHT AWAY THAT I HAVE POSITIONED THIS DEAL TO NOT LAST FOR MORE THAT TWO WEEKS. I SHALL BE WILLING TO DISCUSS FUTHER ON THIS IF WRITE BACK OR SENDS TO ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER SO WE CAN DISCUSS IN THE TYPE OF CONFIDENTIAL ATMOSPHERE WHICH THIS MATTER REQUIRES.
NOTE;YOUR TO GET BACK TO ME AT MY PRIVATE MAIL kodjoabraham@live.fr
THANKS FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.

BARR.kodjoabraham



Я таки получил его: 9 комментариев

  1. А мне сегодня – только там теперь
    Thanks for your prompt response. Kindly Contact Me On My Private Email:rollowen@hotmail.com For More Detail’s.

    Barrister Rollinson Owen.

  2. Блин, мне тоже самое 9 декабря прислали, только про тоголезца:

    N/B PLEASE REPLY FROM YOUR PRIVATE EMAIL TO THIS EMAIL.(barrister.nanajohn@gmail.com)

    URGENT REPLY PLEASE NEEDED

    Please forgive me by using this means to reach you, but I can’t think of any other way of letting you know the urgent matter at hand. I am Mr Nana John. Personal attorney to the (late) Mr.Marks A. Arafat, who lived and worked here for more than twenty years as a major contractor and businessman.
    On the 24th of December 2005 he and his wife and only daughter were involved in an automobile accident while visiting a neighbouring country on vacation. They were buried two weeks after and I have exhausted all means of reaching who may have been related to them. This has been made more difficult because no mention was made of any relative while he was alive.
    To the best of my knowledge, before his death, he had an investment deposit totalling more than Ten Million United States Dollars($US 10.000.000.00) with the major bank here and now they have asked me to provide a next of kin if there is, or the estate will then revert to the government and so it would be lost.
    My proposal is that you allow to be presented for this role so that documentation can be processed and payment made in your favour. This is a project which will see us partner to realise. I would be willing for us to discuss terms of participation in order to protect our various interests.
    I want to assure you right away that I have positioned this deal to not last for more than two weeks. I shall be willing to discuss further on this if write back or send to me your direct telephone number so we can discuss in the type of confidential atmosphere which this matter requires.
    Awaiting your immediate response.
    Regards,
    Nana John Esq.
    Principal Attorney.
    Nanajohn&associates.
    Lome-Togo.
    Direct Line.+228-929-23-75.
    Office Line:+228-763-62-99.
    Fax+228-261-12-47
    Email Address:(barrister.nanajohn@gmail.com

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